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 Amaretto with Coffee,   by A. D. Banyan

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Pg 54

“Let’s hear it! What’s your plan?” She ordered.

“If you started a shop in America . . . you could sell your

inventory for a lot more money. The exchange rate alone will

make a big difference in itself. Let him produce your own clothing

line, and you could even design it yourself.”

 

“Oh yeah, you got it all worked out . . . don’t you?” Her temper

was increasing. She opened the door and stepped out into the

stopped traffic. She put her hands on the roof and leaned over looking into the

car at me. Her hemline crept up as she bent over and the men in

the car behind us were not complaining.

“YOU! You think you can get Lisa all set up and self-supporting,

and then you don’t have to feel guilty as you blow her

off and run back to America!” Her anger was reaching its peak.

“LISA! It’s not like that!” I injected.

“Oh yeah! Send her home to take care of momma! Dump

her back in her own country and you’re done with her. You had a

few good months fucking the Costa Rican girl and got you a new

sailboat . . . Oh Yeah . . . time to move on now!”

Lisa had always felt . . . third world . . . . and I always had to

be careful about things I said. She felt that I talked to her in a

condescending manner when I was angry. She had no idea how

much I envied and respected her.

I jumped out of the car and walked behind it smiling at the

guys in the next car as I shook my head. I spun Lisa around and

pushed her against the car. I put my face about 12″ from hers.

“STOP THIS! If you would just shut up and listen to me, you

would see that there is a bigger picture involved here! I have no

intention of leaving you here in Costa Rica. I want to help you

get your business started and then we can sail all over the world

getting new ideas for fashion as we go. You can email your designs

back to Costa Rica and we just keep on going. We can travel, I can

write my next book, and we can live happily ever after! GET IT?”

“Ever after?” as she calmed down. Her facial expressions changed

from anger to affection.

“If you’d just controlled your temper I would have told you all

of this!” I said.

“Ever after?” She repeated

      HONK!!!!! HONK!!!!! HONK!!!!! HONK!!!!! Saved by the

horns!

She started laughing as she noticed that the traffic was

moving again. She kissed me very fast and jumped back into

the car. I ran around the back and the guys in the car behind us

clapped for me. I jumped into the car, as my door slammed and

the tires squealed.

 

 

Pg 110

The contractions were increasing before I got the paperwork

filled out, and they took me right to her and asked if I was the

coach. We had practiced that, so I said, “Yes!” and started doing my thing.

This was my first . . . delivery. I didn’t let it show . . . . but I

was nervous. I had several, three second, flashbacks of things that I

had told my friends over the years.

     “Oh hell no! I don’t want kids. I love my life style”

“Married . . . . Oh hell no! Do you expect me to keep sleeping

with the SAME woman? I would go insane! Do I look like a

mini-van Daddy to you? Ha . . . Ha!”

“KIDS! Oh hell no! I’d have to sell my sailboat! You KNOW,

that’s not going to happen.”

An hour later  . . . or maybe three hours later . . . I was

introduced to;

Daniel Michael Bradford . . .The future heir to my throne!

 

 Pg 149

“I want another baby.” She said from nowhere.

I pulled out and rolled over onto my back as she put her head

on my shoulder.

“Aren’t we getting a little ahead of things?” I said as my

erection deflated.

“Maybe . . . . but I do! Sooner or later you are going to figure

out that you have always loved me, and I have always loved you.

We have each taken the long way around getting here . . . but

here we are! We already have a son together, and I am perfectly

willing to raise Lisa’s son as my own. I think momma likes you

better than me now, so what is keeping us from making all of

this . . . real?” She asks with a serious look.

There was a long silence in the cabin as both of us faced each

other on our sides with our elbows in the mattress, and our heads

propped up on our hands. I stared into Loren’s big brown eyes for

a long time, as she did not even blink.       I squinted my eyes at her and slowly flashed

her a full smile.

            “I can’t think of a damn thing!”

 

Pg 155

“Monelle said he thought you might be interested in this one.”

as he laid the specs to the Celestial in front of us.

“Nice lines!” but the cabin layout isn’t going to get it!” I said.

“A few things have changed since I bought my last boat

from James! I have two small boys and a third one on the way.” I

smiled at Loren.

“Well Captain . . . congratulations . . . Are you working on

getting your own crew?” He chuckled.

“Actually my oldest one helped sail on the way up here. He’s

only six!” I caught myself bragging like the fathers I used to scoff at.

 

Pg 162

She looked radiant as she walked down the aisle and they had

buried the evidence of Darius beneath several silk ribbons. She

looked absolutely beautiful with her long black hair falling across

her shoulders.

I faced her from the platform, as our eye contact

never broke until I took her hand and she stood beside me.

The preacher read from the Bible and I thought about how

complete my life was now. As soon as we’re legal and recorded

then all of my past, present, and future becomes one, and forgiven.

I looked past the Bible that the preacher was holding and was

staring at Loren’s legs that showed between the split in the front

of her gown. I visualized her white thigh high nylons and that she

was probably not wearing panties.

“Daddy . . . DADDY!”  David pushed her ring against my

forearm and snapped me back to reality.

“I do!” I said, as Loren smiled, blushed, and shook her head

at me. She knew exactly what I was thinking!

“And Loren, do you take Jonah . . . death do you part?”

“She flashed me a sexy smile and looked me in the eyes . . .

paused for paybacks . . . I do!”

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             Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.

            “Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

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pg. 36

After super I sat on the couch and watched the Jefferson’s in #Spanish on the TV.  Lisa sat in the floor between my legs, leaning against the couch.  I massaged her shoulders as she played with my legs.  Momma Saborio spent more time giving us both dirty looks, then watching TV.   We grabbed a passionate kiss in the hallway before going to our separate bedrooms for the night….  AAAahhh!

Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.

“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

I grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed. She pounded on me and wiggled her way to freedom.  With a big horny smile on her face she wiggled her finger at me and pulled the door shut.  I heard the car start and disappear down the road.  I slept a bit longer until I heard Momma Saborio cooking breakfast.  I got up and went into the kitchen.  She handed me some toast and butter and motioned for me to help.  I got to work and in a few minutes she was making jokes about me that I didn’t understand, and laughing.  I think she thought that I may be a resident son-in-law in the learning stages.  Loren’s boyfriend showed up in time to eat with us, and then he took Momma into town for… something?

I did the dishes after they left and went back into my bedroom.  I closed the blinds on the window, and went back to bed.  I was awakened by the sound of a car coming up the dirt road.  It stopped in front of the house and then it left again.  I lay in bed listening as someone entered the house.  The door did not even have a lock on it!  I heard the door shut and footsteps walking around on the wood floors. They came down the hallway, the doorknob turned, and Lisa quietly came into the room.  She looked at herself in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. She unzipped her dress and placed it on the dresser.  She stepped out of her #heels and slowly slipped off her #stockings.  She walked back over to the mirror. I slipped out of the bed and quietly came from behind her.  I grasped her hands and raised them over her head, against the door, as I pushed my body against her back.  She #screamed and squirmed. I held her solid.  I let her turn to see me and kissed her on the lips.

“I am so horny!”  I said, as I released her hands and grabbed her hips.

“She raised her knee and flattened my balls. I fell onto the bed trying to breathe.

“WHO ARE YOU?  AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?” She asked. Her eyes flashed with anger.

I was totally confused.

“LISA!  Have you lost your mind?”  I said still trying to catch my breath.

She stood looking at me with a blank look on her face.

She slowly formed a familiar sinister smile, and sat on the edge of the bed.

“I am not Lisa….  I am Loren!  Lisa and I are twins!  She giggled and quickly put her dress back on.

I rolled off of the bed in my boxer shorts as LOREN…. went into the kitchen.

pg. 108.

“David and I came out here today and fished right here.  We had a really good time and I could not believe how well we get along.  He’s a smart kid!”  I looked back down into the water.

“He should be… he has a very #intelligent father!”  She said sweetly.

“Yes… you and Andres are great parents.”  I said.

I looked at Loren. She was shaking her head back and forth at me.

“You are so damned blind!”  She said, as her attitude did a 180.

“Where did that come from?”  I asked.

“Haven’t you noticed that David’s hair is a little bit light for a #Costa Rican child?”

“Yes… but I thought maybe it would darken with age.”

“No stupid…. have you noticed that he has flat feet?”

The color suddenly left my face.  I stared at her and could not speak.

“Yes!…  The answer to your question is yes!”  She said.

“How?”

She giggled a little bit and stared me in the eyes.

“Well… other than the obvious answer…  I have learned that #Costa Rican #birth-control pills don’t work on #Americans, evidently.”  She giggled a little bit more.

“I don’t want anything from you, and I couldn’t be happier that I have such a beautiful #son.  I just thought that it was time that you knew.  Someday he will figure it out himself and we will have to deal with this.  I just wanted you to have advance warning and time to think about how you will handle it.”  She said, as I stared into her watery eyes.

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      We covered the storefront windows with paper while we were working. I was impressed at how helpful Loren was while I built walls and hung drywall on them. No matter what I did, she was always right there handing me the next tool or holding the other end of the board.

     One night we worked until seven o’clock. We got in my truck and headed North on I-95. I called Cracker Barrel from my cell phone and ordered two dinners to go. I remained in the truck while Loren ran into the restaurant and picked up the order. As we sat on the couch watching the TV and eating our food I occasionally looked at what she was eating. I stabbed it with my fork and tried it. She would take her fork and stab mine and before long we were both eating off of both plates and food was falling on our laps and on the couch. I picked up some baby carrots off of the couch, pushed them against her chest, watching them fall down into her shirt. She squealed from the feeling then scooped up the rest of my mashed potatoes, crammed them up the leg of my shorts, smashing them around my unit. This became #war. I found my unopened container of biscuit gravy and she grabbed the grits. The clothes were saturated and the couch was going to require a professional cleaning. We laughed as we ran down the hall together with food falling onto the Persian rug as we went. We jumped into the walk in shower of the master bedroom fully dressed. We stood with the water running, the food falling, and grabbed the shampoo from the towel bar.

     We both washed our hair and used the shampoo to clean our clothing. As the suds rinsed away I started unbuttoning her blouse, and let the carrots fall into the shower. The laughing stopped. Within 60 seconds we both stood #naked in the shower with our squeaky-clean bodies in full contact. After a rapid towel dry, the activities moved into the bedroom and continued until after midnight.

     We woke up in the morning holding onto each other in my bed. I was wondering what I had done now, and how it was going to end up. I was in love with Lisa, but she has become so obsessed with her business, that the qualities that I used to like about Lisa have now become more prominent in Loren.

 

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Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.

“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

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pg. 36

After super I sat on the couch and watched the Jefferson’s in Spanish on the TV.  Lisa sat in the floor between my legs, leaning against the couch.  I massaged her shoulders as she played with my legs.  Momma Saborio spent more time giving us both dirty looks, then watching TV.   We grabbed a passionate kiss in the hallway before going to our separate bedrooms for the night….  AAAahhh!

Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.

“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

I grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed. She pounded on me and wiggled her way to freedom.  With a big horny smile on her face she wiggled her finger at me and pulled the door shut.  I heard the car start and disappear down the road.  I slept a bit longer until I heard Momma Saborio cooking breakfast.  I got up and went into the kitchen.  She handed me some toast and butter and motioned for me to help.  I got to work and in a few minutes she was making jokes about me that I didn’t understand, and laughing.  I think she thought that I may be a resident son in law in the learning stages.  Loren’s boyfriend showed up in time to eat with us, and then he took Momma into town for… something?

I did the dishes after they left and went back into my bedroom.  I closed the blinds on the window, and went back to bed.  I was awakened by the sound of a car coming up the dirt road.  It stopped in front of the house and then it left again.  I lay in bed listening as someone entered the house.  The door did not even have a lock on it!  I heard the door shut and footsteps walking around on the wood floors. They came down the hallway, the doorknob turned, and Lisa quietly came into the room.  She looked at herself in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. She unzipped her dress and placed it on the dresser.  She stepped out of her heels and slowly slipped off her stockings.  She walked back over to the mirror. I slipped out of the bed and quietly came from behind her.  I grasped her hands and raised them over her head, against the door, as I pushed my body against her back.  She screamed and squirmed. I held her solid.  I let her turn to see me and kissed her on the lips.

“I am so horny!”  I said, as I released her hands and grabbed her hips.

“She raised her knee and flattened my balls. I fell onto the bed trying to breathe.

“WHO ARE YOU?  AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?” She asked. Her eyes flashed with anger.

I was totally confused.

“LISA!  Have you lost your mind?”  I said still trying to catch my breath.

She stood looking at me with a blank look on her face.

She slowly formed a familiar sinister smile, and sat on the edge of the bed.

“I am not Lisa….  I am Loren!  Lisa and I are twins!”  She giggled and quickly put her dress back on.

I rolled off of the bed in my boxer shorts as LOREN…. went into the kitchen.

pg. 108.

“David and I came out here today and fished right here.  We had a really good time and I could not believe how well we get along.  He’s a smart kid!”  I looked back down into the water.

“He should be… he has a very intelligent father!”  She said sweetly.

“Yes… you and Andres are great parents.”  I said.

I looked at Loren. She was shaking her head back and forth at me.

“You are so damned blind!”  She said, as her attitude did a 180.

“Where did that come from?”  I asked.

“Haven’t you noticed that David’s hair is a little bit light for a Costa Rican child?”

“Yes… but I thought maybe it would darken with age.”

“No stupid…. have you noticed that he has flat feet?”

The color suddenly left my face.  I stared at her and could not speak.

“Yes!…  The answer to your question is yes!”  She said.

“How?”

She giggled a little bit and stared me in the eyes.

“Well… other than the obvious answer…  I have learned that Costa Rican birth-control pills don’t work on Americans, evidently.”  She giggled a little bit more.

“I don’t want anything from you, and I couldn’t be happier that I have such a beautiful son.  I just thought that it was time that you knew.  Someday he will figure it out himself and we will have to deal with this.  I just wanted you to have advance warning and time to think about how you will handle it.”  She said, as I stared into her watery eyes.

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Amaretto18Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.
“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

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pg. 36

After super I sat on the couch and watched the Jefferson’s in Spanish on the TV.  Lisa sat in the floor between my legs, leaning against the couch.  I massaged her shoulders as she played with my legs.  Momma Saborio spent more time giving us both dirty looks, then watching TV.   We grabbed a passionate kiss in the hallway before going to our separate bedrooms for the night….  AAAahhh!

Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.

“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

I grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed. She pounded on me and wiggled her way to freedom.  With a big horney smile on her face she wiggled her finger at me and pulled the door shut.  I heard the car start and disappear down the road.  I slept a bit longer until I heard Momma Saborio cooking breakfast.  I got up and went into the kitchen.  She handed me some toast and butter and motioned for me to help.  I got to work and in a few minutes she was making jokes about me that I didn’t understand, and laughing.  I think she thought that I may be a resident son in law in the learning stages.  Loren’s boyfriend showed up in time to eat with us, and then he took Momma into town for… something?

I did the dishes after they left and went back into my bedroom.  I closed the blinds on the window, and went back to bed.  I was awakened by the sound of a car coming up the dirt road.  It stopped in front of the house and then it left again.  I lay in bed listening as someone entered the house.  The door did not even have a lock on it!  I heard the door shut and footsteps walking around on the wood floors. They came down the hallway, the doorknob turned, and Lisa quietly came into the room.  She looked at herself in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. She unzipped her dress and placed it on the dresser.  She stepped out of her heels and slowly slipped off her stockings.  She walked back over to the mirror. I slipped out of the bed and quietly came from behind her.  I grasped her hands and raised them over her head, against the door, as I pushed my body against her back.  She screamed and squirmed. I held her solid.  I let her turn to see me and kissed her on the lips.

“I am so horney!”  I said, as I released her hands and grabbed her hips.

“She raised her knee and flattened my balls. I fell onto the bed trying to breathe.

“WHO ARE YOU?  AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?” She asked. Her eyes flashed with anger.

I was totally confused.

“LISA!  Have you lost your mind?”  I said still trying to catch my breath.

She stood looking at me with a blank look on her face.

She slowly formed a familiar sinister smile, and sat on the edge of the bed.

“I am not Lisa….  I am Loren!  Lisa and I are twins!”  She giggled and quickly put her dress back on.

I rolled off of the bed in my boxer shorts as LOREN…. went into the kitchen.

pg. 108.

“David and I came out here today and fished right here.  We had a really good time and I could not believe how well we get along.  He’s a smart kid!”  I looked back down into the water.

“He should be… he has a very intelligent father!”  She said sweetly.

“Yes… you and Andres are great parents.”  I said.

I looked at Loren. She was shaking her head back and forth at me.

“You are so damned blind!”  She said, as her attitude did a 180.

“Where did that come from?”  I asked.

“Haven’t you noticed that David’s hair is a little bit light for a Costa Rican child?”

“Yes… but I thought maybe it would darken with age.”

“No stupid…. have you noticed that he has flat feet?”

The color suddenly left my face.  I stared at her and could not speak.

“Yes!…  The answer to your question is yes!”  She said.

“How?”

She giggled a little bit and stared me in the eyes.

“Well… other than the obvious answer…  I have learned that Costa Rican birth-control pills don’t work on Americans, evidently.”  She giggled a little bit more.

“I don’t want anything from you, and I couldn’t be happier that I have such a beautiful son.  I just thought that it was time that you knew.  Someday he will figure it out himself and we will have to deal with this.  I just wanted you to have advance warning and time to think about how you will handle it.”  She said, as I stared into her watery eyes.

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  Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up  under her dress.
“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

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After super I sat on the couch and watched the Jefferson’s in Spanish on the TV.  Lisa sat in the floor between my legs, leaning against the couch.  I massaged her shoulders as she played with my legs.  Momma Saborio spent more time giving us both dirty looks, then watching TV.   We grabbed a passionate kiss in the hallway before going to our separate bedrooms for the night….  AAAahhh!

Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.
“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”
I grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed. She pounded on me and wiggled her way to freedom.  With a big horney smile on her face she wiggled her finger at me and pulled the door shut.  I heard the car start and disappear down the road.  I slept a bit longer until I heard Momma Saborio cooking breakfast.  I got up and went into the kitchen.  She handed me some toast and butter and motioned for me to help.  I got to work and in a few minutes she was making jokes about me that I didn’t understand, and laughing.  I think she thought that I may be a resident son in law in the learning stages.  Loren’s boyfriend showed up in time to eat with us, and then he took Momma into town for… something?

I did the dishes after they left and went back into my bedroom.  I closed the blinds on the window, and went back to bed.  I was awakened by the sound of a car coming up the dirt road.  It stopped in front of the house and then it left again.  I lay in bed listening as someone entered the house.  The door did not even have a lock on it!  I heard the door shut and footsteps walking around on the wood floors. They came down the hallway, the doorknob turned, and Lisa quietly came into the room.  She looked at herself in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. She unzipped her dress and placed it on the dresser.  She stepped out of her heels and slowly slipped off her stockings.  She walked back over to the mirror. I slipped out of the bed and quietly came from behind her.  I grasped her hands and raised them over her head, against the door, as I pushed my body against her back.  She screamed and squirmed. I held her solid.  I let her turn to see me and kissed her on the lips.

“I am so horney!”  I said, as I released her hands and grabbed her hips.
“She raised her knee and flattened my balls. I fell onto the bed trying to breathe.
“WHO ARE YOU?  AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?” She asked. Her eyes flashed with anger.
I was totally confused.
“LISA!  Have you lost your mind?”  I said still trying to catch my breath.
She stood looking at me with a blank look on her face.
She slowly formed a familiar sinister smile, and sat on the edge of the bed.
“I am not Lisa….  I am Loren!  Lisa and I are twins!”  She giggled and quickly put her dress back on.
I rolled off of the bed in my boxer shorts as LOREN…. went into the kitchen.

pg. 108.

“David and I came out here today and fished right here.  We had a really good time and I could not believe how well we get along.  He’s a smart kid!”  I looked back down into the water.
“He should be… he has a very intelligent father!”  She said sweetly.
“Yes… you and Andres are great parents.”  I said.
I looked at Loren. She was shaking her head back and forth at me.
“You are so damned blind!”  She said, as her attitude did a 180.

“Where did that come from?”  I asked.
“Haven’t you noticed that David’s hair is a little bit light for a Costa Rican child?”
“Yes… but I thought maybe it would darken with age.”
“No stupid…. have you noticed that he has flat feet?”
The color suddenly left my face.  I stared at her and could not speak.
“Yes!…  The answer to your question is yes!”  She said.
“How?”

She giggled a little bit and stared me in the eyes.
“Well… other than the obvious answer…  I have learned that Costa Rican birth-control pills don’t work on Americans, evidently.”  She giggled a little bit more.

“I don’t want anything from you, and I couldn’t be happier that I have such a beautiful son.  I just thought that it was time that you knew.  Someday he will figure it out himself and we will have to deal with this.  I just wanted you to have advance warning and time to think about how you will handle it.”  She said, as I stared into her watery eyes.

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           Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up  under her dress.
“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”

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pg. 36

After super I sat on the couch and watched the Jefferson’s in Spanish on the TV.  Lisa sat in the floor between my legs, leaning against the couch.  I massaged her shoulders as she played with my legs.  Momma Saborio spent more time giving us both dirty looks, then watching TV.   We grabbed a passionate kiss in the hallway before going to our separate bedrooms for the night….  AAAahhh!

Monday morning, before sunrise, Lisa snuck into my bedroom.  She woke me up with a kiss and I ran my hand up under her dress.
“Noooo!”  She whispered, “I have to go to work. I will be home about 6:00.”
I grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed. She pounded on me and wiggled her way to freedom.  With a big horney smile on her face she wiggled her finger at me and pulled the door shut.  I heard the car start and disappear down the road.  I slept a bit longer until I heard Momma Saborio cooking breakfast.  I got up and went into the kitchen.  She handed me some toast and butter and motioned for me to help.  I got to work and in a few minutes she was making jokes about me that I didn’t understand, and laughing.  I think she thought that I may be a resident son in law in the learning stages.  Loren’s boyfriend showed up in time to eat with us, and then he took Momma into town for… something?

I did the dishes after they left and went back into my bedroom.  I closed the blinds on the window, and went back to bed.  I was awakened by the sound of a car coming up the dirt road.  It stopped in front of the house and then it left again.  I lay in bed listening as someone entered the house.  The door did not even have a lock on it!  I heard the door shut and footsteps walking around on the wood floors. They came down the hallway, the doorknob turned, and Lisa quietly came into the room.  She looked at herself in the full-length mirror on the back of the door. She unzipped her dress and placed it on the dresser.  She stepped out of her heels and slowly slipped off her stockings.  She walked back over to the mirror. I slipped out of the bed and quietly came from behind her.  I grasped her hands and raised them over her head, against the door, as I pushed my body against her back.  She screamed and squirmed. I held her solid.  I let her turn to see me and kissed her on the lips.

“I am so horney!”  I said, as I released her hands and grabbed her hips.
“She raised her knee and flattened my balls. I fell onto the bed trying to breathe.
“WHO ARE YOU?  AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?” She asked. Her eyes flashed with anger.
I was totally confused.
“LISA!  Have you lost your mind?”  I said still trying to catch my breath.
She stood looking at me with a blank look on her face.
She slowly formed a familiar sinister smile, and sat on the edge of the bed.
“I am not Lisa….  I am Loren!  Lisa and I are twins!”  She giggled and quickly put her dress back on.
I rolled off of the bed in my boxer shorts as LOREN…. went into the kitchen.

pg. 108.

“David and I came out here today and fished right here.  We had a really good time and I could not believe how well we get along.  He’s a smart kid!”  I looked back down into the water.
“He should be… he has a very intelligent father!”  She said sweetly.
“Yes… you and Andres are great parents.”  I said.
I looked at Loren. She was shaking her head back and forth at me.
“You are so damned blind!”  She said, as her attitude did a 180.

“Where did that come from?”  I asked.
“Haven’t you noticed that David’s hair is a little bit light for a Costa Rican child?”
“Yes… but I thought maybe it would darken with age.”
“No stupid…. have you noticed that he has flat feet?”
The color suddenly left my face.  I stared at her and could not speak.
“Yes!…  The answer to your question is yes!”  She said.
“How?”

She giggled a little bit and stared me in the eyes.
“Well… other than the obvious answer…  I have learned that Costa Rican birth-control pills don’t work on Americans, evidently.”  She giggled a little bit more.

“I don’t want anything from you, and I couldn’t be happier that I have such a beautiful son.  I just thought that it was time that you knew.  Someday he will figure it out himself and we will have to deal with this.  I just wanted you to have advance warning and time to think about how you will handle it.”  She said, as I stared into her watery eyes.

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